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Joke of the Day

"""I just dumped my girlfriend lol"" - a cannibal after taking a shit."

"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"

"I just read that Stevie Wonder is filing for divorce. I guess in the end, they just didn't share the same views!"

"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."

"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"

"Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?"

"""Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck."" - makers of Spam."

"I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury."

"Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? All work has been suspended."

"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"