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Joke of the Day
"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."
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"Dating is like playing musical chairs. Somewhere between 25&30 the music stopped& everyone grabbed a husband. I must've been in the bathroom"
"Piggybaccks are like blowjobs Its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off"
"How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum."
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"
"Did you hear about the sexually promiscuous deaf person? Turns out he got hearing aids."
"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."
"Politicians are like diapers... They're almost exclusively white"
"Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full."