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Joke of the Day
"Why was the terrorist masturbating on the plane? He was hijacking it."
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"I contacted Screwfix the other day. Once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency."
"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"
"A boy asks his father, ""Where's the big storm going?"" The father replies, ""Miami."" The son says, ""Is your Ami going to be ok?"""
"I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand.."
"I found a new way to get my wife to wash the car. When ever it gets dusty I write the following on it: ""I wish my Wife was this Dirty""."
"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"
"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."
"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died"