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Joke of the Day

"I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy. All I do is say ""Good morning"". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed."

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."

"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"

"What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays"

"Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders""."

"[drops son off for 1st day at daycare] ""Ok, Mr Hughes, see you at 3 o'clock."" ""Not a chance. He's your problem now."""

"Why did the coke can throw itself off the building, and why did it become so famous? It was soda pressed"