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Joke of the Day
"What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? Full House."
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"Being a feminist is like practicing extreme sports Not taking good care of yourself and then bragging about how brave you are."
"A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?"
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook"
"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying"
"The cow goes moo, the sheep goes baa, the cat goes meow... ...the dog goes Ed...Ward."
"I wait til the mailman comes to send all my emails in front of him while keeping eye contact and whispering ""Your end is nigh, letter boy."""
"I've been calling my wife ""honey"" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name."
"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."