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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a painting..."

"Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box."

"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."

"Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know."

"""Honey, I don't like how you look with these new glasses."" ""But I don't wear glasses.."" ""I know, but I do."""

"What do boxes breathe? Boxygen"

"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."

"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."