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Joke of the Day

"knock knock joke ""knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""jerry"" ""jerry who? ""jerry seinfeld"""

"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"

"Today is a 10/10 day guys 10/10/2015"

"Teacher: Fill out the parent form. Me: Why? Teacher: So I can contact you if your kid gets in trouble. Me: *writing* Raised. By. Wolves."

"If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"""

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"Why are automatic vehicles difficult to drive? Because they don't come with a manual"

"Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen."

"When I lost my virginity, it was great....... When I finally saw a vagina in real life, it was like meeting a celebrity. I was like ""Oh my god! I've seen all your movies!"""

"I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician."