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Joke of the Day

"I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn't reach very far."

"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"

"What comes after L? Bow"

"Life dull? Add 'or die trying' to every statement. ""I'm gonna pick up milk on the way home OR DIE TRYING."" Instant excitement."

"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."

"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."

"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"

"(Work in progress) I want to have sex with a news reporter. I want to have sex with a news reporter. As soon as enter her, I want to scream ""This Just In!"""

"Logarithms... are musical, because they're all about that base."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free."