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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free."
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"The Mistaken Hiker"
"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."
"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"
"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"
"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."
"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""
"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."