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Joke of the Day

"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."

"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."

"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"

"So a man walks into a bar... And hurts his head."

"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."

"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"

"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."

"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"

"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles."