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Joke of the Day

"My youngest son's dirty clothes sit on the floor, beneath the laundry chute. I admire his hope that they'll bounce up and swish down."

"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."

"What do you call a guy who likes telling ""dad jokes""? A ""groan"" man..."

"How can I face the problem? When my problem is my face!"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian? A car thief who can't drive"

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"Santa is on honeymoon this Christmas."

"How do you host an amnesia support group on a budget? The moment they show up, tell them the meeting went great and their speech was inspiring."

"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."

"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""