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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who likes telling ""dad jokes""? A ""groan"" man..."

"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"

"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."

"Emailing teachers be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"

"I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend. He got his finger caught in a wedding band."

"I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults."

"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a Russian woman? The hockey team showers after three periods."

"If you use the iPhone 6 upside down, boom, iPhone 9."

"I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down."