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Joke of the Day

"Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day"

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock..."

"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"

"Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard"

"The current ""feminist"" movement"

"Coming to work drunk, it's like a computer games Your main task is get pass the boss."