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Joke of the Day

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"To tell the difference between African and Indian elephants you have to look at their ears. You lift one up and shout ""Where are you from?"""

"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."

"What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!"

"How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."

"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"

"There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra."

"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"

"You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar."