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Joke of the Day

"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"

"I always pretend I've never had the samples at Costco. ""What's this? Bagel Bites? Combining bagel & pizza into one?? Now this I GOTTA TRY!"""

"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."

"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"

"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"

"The rich need it, the homeless has it and if you eat you'll die. Answear: Nothing! The rich don't need anything, the homeless has nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die."

"The .01% of germs that remain alive in your mouth after mouthwash are the Liam Neeson guys who are really pissed and looking for revenge."

"Did you hear about the pyromaniac who was on the dating website? He was looking for the perfect match."

"I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, ""R2!"" and yell out ""Am not!"""