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Joke of the Day
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"""
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"If we've learned one thing from this whole Ray Rice ordeal, it's that... ...you should always take the stairs."
"Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money"
"What's pink and has seven dents in it? Snow white's hymen"
"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"
"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians In HD was apparently not the correct answer."
"So I found out today I have Alzheimer's..."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination? HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... ...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown."
"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."