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Joke of the Day

"Why did the overweight actor fall through the theater floor? It was just a stage he was going through"

"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"

"What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their sex lives in a hotel lobby? Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer."

"The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake- you can't learn anything from being perfect."

"What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other? A Crip"

"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."

"What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room"

"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""

"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."

"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""