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Joke of the Day

"I always set my watch 10 minutes forward. I wanna be ahead of my time"

"I'm not a discriminatory person, and I'll say it again : It doesn't matter for me if you're gay, bi, trans, black or normal."

"Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?"

"What did the gay crocodile do when made the head coach of a thirsty football team? He gave them GatorAIDS"

"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"

"vote up if when you switch on light in a dack room and it shines, where does the dackness go to?"

"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."

"I was at the public swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed - he blew his whistle so fucking loud, I nearly fell in."

"Why did Jesus cross the road? Somebody nailed him to a chicken."

"What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table"