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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a discriminatory person, and I'll say it again : It doesn't matter for me if you're gay, bi, trans, black or normal."

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""

"Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. But how did two flies get in a light bulb?"

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"Watching my kid pick his nose is disgusting. He wipes the boogers on his shirt instead of the closest cat like a normal person."

"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."

"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"

"A married man walks into a bar"