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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?"
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"i have a joke, but not funny ."
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."
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"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."
"If your wife is Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"What phrase describes both my personal life and how I feel about the /r/Ama-ggedon? Fuck /u/kn0thing"