48239

Joke of the Day

"What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table"

"Why was the couch afraid of the chair? The chair was armed."

"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"

"My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him."

"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"

"Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters."

"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."

"What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat."

"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."