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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus cross the road? Somebody nailed him to a chicken."
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"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"
"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."
"What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican? A Green Bean"
"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"
"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."
"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"[OC] I went to prison for identity theft. Good news is I'm cell mates with a famous musician, bad news is I'm now Rick James' bitch"
"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"