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Joke of the Day

"[ Spelling bee ] Your word is Harry Potter Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."

"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."

"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"

"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"Velcro. It's a rip off."

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."