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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."
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"I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars"
"My friend Matt really likes bullfighting. Specifically, Mattadores bullfighting"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all? No, but you've got an amazing ass!"
"People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'... Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist..."
"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."
"My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... He brought her out and said, ""meet patty"""
"A mathematician walks into a bar There are now two counters"
"I'm glad my mom is such a bad cook If my date can eat her meatloaf with a smile, I know they'll swallow anything."
"So sad when gay kids get beat up for their brunch money."