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"Transphobia"
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"I can no longer slur my words when I say ""Transgender""... or else I might say ""Transjenner"""
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."
"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."
"Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional."
"What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"
"Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth.."
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"
"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."