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Joke of the Day
"Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth.."
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"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"
"Hear about the guy who broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra? The police are looking for a hardened criminal."
"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"
"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"I don't drink anymore. Cocaine is a Hell of a drug!"
"The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick. I just find it weird why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him."
"A pack of coyotes shrieking at 3:12 AM is less unsettling if you instead imagine it's a bachelorette party that just got a limo upgrade."
"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"
"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."