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Joke of the Day
"Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth.."
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"Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom"
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."
"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."
"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."
"Dark Humour - Baby in Blender Q : When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ? A : So that you can see the expression on the face........."
"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"