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Joke of the Day
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"
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"What do you call a deer missing an eye? No-eye deer."
"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"
"What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook."
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"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
"Having friends is... Like peeing your pants, every one can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"
"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"
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