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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."

"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""

"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."

"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"

"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."

"What do you call a sick russian? A sicka blyat"

"You know what the worst part about being tall and funny is? My jokes go right over most people's head."

"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"

"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."