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Joke of the Day

"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."

"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"

"What do you call a necrophiliac cumshot [Dirty (obviously)] Ice Cream"

"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"

"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""

"I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. I guess i took them for granite"

"What comes after a great pee? A ""Q"" I made this joke up today. I don't know if it's been thought of before, but I couldn't go to sleep without posting it for the world :)"

"My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine."

"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene."