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Joke of the Day
"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."
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"I work to buy a car to go to work."
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"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."
"My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward."
"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."
"I recently saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand. Must have been an insight joke..."
"Whats yellow and blue and has a tight ass at one end? A Lidl's carrier bag."
"I'm through making Alzheimer's jokes guys I just don't know why I liked making them anymore"