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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."
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"Israel has an Olympic skier in Vancouver which makes me wonder if he thinks it's a shalom competition."
"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."
"""Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern."" ~ Me at McDonald's on pay day."
"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."
"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."
"What do you call a midget psychic wanted for murder? A small medium at large."
"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."
"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."
"""911? Help, my son has gone missing"" [baby lowers hands from eyes] ""Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"""