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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."
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"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
"Hookers and blow Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"
"Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? Just cos."
"19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked ""can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?"" *making screwdrivers*"
"First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist."
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."
"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."
"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant"