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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
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"Lit a few candles after my power went out last night. My cat has been scared shitless ever since. Ever since I put the pussy on the chain wax"
"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."
"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."
"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."
"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"
"Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!"
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."