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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !"
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"Where did the father of the paper sack live? Baghdad!"
"How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake? They're attractive!"
"There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year."
"Two flies are on a piece of shit... One fly rips a fart & the other says ""HEY... I'M EATING HERE"""
"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."
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"*Playing a ouija board* ""Identify yourself"" I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I ""What the fu-"" *Checks box* ""Dammit mom, this is a Luigi board!"""
"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."
"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."