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Joke of the Day

"Hookers and blow Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"What was Spiderman's major in college? Web Design"

"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."

"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"

"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"

"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"

"If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic."

"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."