198320

Joke of the Day

"Hookers and blow Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One? Or two?"

"People ask me questions like I'm listening"

"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."

"I'm really not sure how many times I'll search for my phone with the flashlight on my phone before I realize I'm an idiot...."