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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador."

"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."

"*writes on wall in ketchup* THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED Boss: What the hell are you doing? Me: Somebody ate my corndogs."

"My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us."

"Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target."

"I made a joke about candy today... ... it made me snicker"

"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."

"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says ""it sure is dark and scary here"". The clown says ""how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone""."