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Joke of the Day

"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"

"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"Let me think of a joke... Well, I would've told you a joke about my dick, but it's too long."

"She promised to teach me wax on, wax off. Only now my chest is bare, I'm frightened of candles, and pretty sure I still don't know karate."

"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"

"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."

"What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make? ITS RAWR!"

"Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat."