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Joke of the Day

"*writes on wall in ketchup* THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED Boss: What the hell are you doing? Me: Somebody ate my corndogs."

"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"

"A man drops his watch........ And he notices his dog is about to piss on it. The man says ""Oh no you don't, not on my watch!"""

"How do Christians eat their icecream? They Catholick it."

"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."

"A woman was breastfeeding on the bus today. A man looked and said ""OMG!"" That's disgusting! Looking back on it, that might not have been the best time to masturbate."

"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"

"What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil."

"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."

"I asked a friend of mine what it was like being a herb farmer.... ...He said its not so bad and that he had a lot of thyme on his hands."