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Joke of the Day

"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."

"Trump to Implement Specific Insurance Plan He wants to have a toupee-er system."

"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"

"Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol."

"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."

"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."

"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"