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Joke of the Day

"A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party. The man nervously replies ""the same as yours comrade"" The soldier then arrests him for sedition."

"If you liked ""These Boots Are Made for Walkin"" youll enjoy other hits like ""This Toaster Toasts Things"" and ""Whats the Phone Number for 911"""

"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""

"Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose."

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."

"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""

"I have a work fetish I never come too late."