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Joke of the Day

"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."

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"Reddit has taught me this in case I ever have a daughter. Never ever get a full size mirror installed in her bathroom."
"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"
"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"
"Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!"
"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."
"How do you make an orange turn red? Get John Boehner to cry."