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Joke of the Day

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"Why is everyone complaining about Mayweather? We're only 4 days in and I think it's been just fine"

"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."

"Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!"

"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"

"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"

"Why is 77 better then 69? Because you get eight more!"

"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"

"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."