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Joke of the Day
"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."
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"Why do Jews have such large noses? Air is free"
"Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass."
"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"
"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."
"How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator."
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar? A liar."
"Why are all Atheists poor? Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization."
"Me: I want to do unspeakable things to you. Her: Tell me... Me: Do you know what unspeakable means Lydia?"