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Joke of the Day

"Good Music Jokes? I want to see what the community can come up with."

"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""

"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"

"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"Son asked me what a cowlick is To which I replied, thats what you call giving oral to Adele."

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"its illegal to pick beer bottle up off the side of the road they're native artifacts"

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. We don't address hardware issues."

"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""