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Joke of the Day

"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."

"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work."

"We had gay burglars in our house last night... They broke in and rearranged all of our furniture."

"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother"

"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."

"What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom."

"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"