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Joke of the Day

"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."

"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."

"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"

"Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today? Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw"

"My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers... but I didn't 1 2."

"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."

"A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful girl. She said ""I will text you when I get home"". I think she's homeless."

"How did the depressed man get around town? Moped"