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Joke of the Day

"(Here's a Pick up line) ... You should sell hot dogs ! Because you know how to make a wiener stand!"

"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."

"What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes? Pop."

"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"

"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"

"I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me."

"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."

"What happened when Rick fell down a hill? Rick rolled."

"My friend accidentally shot off three of his toes He told me to get him to a hospital, I told him ""Sorry i'm Lack-Toes Intolerant""."

"My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity."