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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!"
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"When I'm happy, I drink and when I drink, I'm happy. Win/win!!"
"... Your future"
"One man's cougar is another man's grandmother."
"My friend handed me broken scissors... I told him this isn't going to cut it."
"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"
"I DIDN'T SAFELY EJECT MY FLASH DRIVE AND NOW MY DOG IS DEAD"
"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."
"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"
"""...until death do us part."" *looks at minister* ""What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie? Then I can bang other chicks?"""