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Joke of the Day

"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."

"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"

"Romans were rich, Romans had feasts! But for the love of god stay away from their priests!"

"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."

"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."

"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"

"It was my first time, I was nervous The first time I had sex I was really nervous, so I imagined my partner naked, it didn't help."