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Joke of the Day

"It was my first time, I was nervous The first time I had sex I was really nervous, so I imagined my partner naked, it didn't help."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a *great* year."

"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."

"I understand exponents To a degree"

"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"

"When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)"

"Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works."

"What do you get when you mix the atlantic with the titanic About half way"

"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."

"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."