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Joke of the Day

"Romans were rich, Romans had feasts! But for the love of god stay away from their priests!"

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"A cop asked me if I was high last night. I was on my balcony at my apartment and told him, ""For being three floors up higher than you, I'd say I am!"""

"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."

"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"

"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up bitches."

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests? Dj: Yes. M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit."