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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"
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"Reddit just wouldn't be the same without communist subreddits; They really put the red back into reddit"
"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"
"A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""
"Oregon's defense."
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."
"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."
"you are one of billions of workers trading irreplaceable hours of your life so a few hundred guys can have more money than anyone in history"
"ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive"