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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"

"A midget was escaping prison... A midget was escaping prison. I watched him as he climbed over the fence. On the way down he smirked at me. I thought to myself, ""well that's a little condescending""."

"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."

"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."

"You know how you can tell that your wife is a slob? When you go to piss in the sink and it's still full of dirty dishes"

"If it's true that guns don't kill people, people kill people, then... isn't it true that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

"What do you call pasta from the hood? Spaghetto"

"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money to have a lentil on my chest"