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Joke of the Day

"you are one of billions of workers trading irreplaceable hours of your life so a few hundred guys can have more money than anyone in history"

"What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply? A final solution"

"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."

"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"

"Stop Hammertime"

"America and Britain are in a race... to see who can fuck up their country more. Britain is winning at the moment but America sure has a Trump card."

"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."

"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"

"The captain of a ship got into a fight with a one eyed monster... Once the fight ended and he had prevailed he said to himself ""I lost a lot of good seamen today..."""

"Dog: Me: Dog: Me: Dog: *spits out pill* Me: DAMMIT!"