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"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"
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"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"
"Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention."
"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. You just know he's a total douche jacket at that point."
"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum."
"I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed"
"Roses are red... Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue!!! (Found this in a youtube comment a while back ago. Unfourtunately I can't remember where.)"