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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart? A tooter. (thanks, honey)"
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"[5:30AM] BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up. BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame."
"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."
"If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck... it will be a vacuum cleaner."
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American."
"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."
"If Obama said If President Obama said he was in favor of oxygen, republicans would suffocate themselves."
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"